May the odds be ever in your favor

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “see known problem customer approaching”Bottom Text: “hide”] She hadn’t seen me yet, so I quickly ducked behind a clothes rack. The best part was my manager saw me do it, laughed, and said he would’ve done the same thing.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “see known problem customer approaching”

Bottom Text: “hide”]

She hadn’t seen me yet, so I quickly ducked behind a clothes rack.

The best part was my manager saw me do it, laughed, and said he would’ve done the same thing.

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    Especially now that...don’t work floor, I try hide ALL THE TIME.
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    Oh my god. When Russel (weird, 65 year old man) comes...wearing booty shorts
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    Hasn’t happened at my current store, but at my old one.. all the time. There was this mother-daughter duo
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    Problem at our store...not with sighting...certain customer....
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    I have literally crouched...floor to avoid customers...don’t...
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    Fuckin Popeye…
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    blue jacket, orange pants and green child’s headband and has a predictable return cycle…
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    time. you can always spot them.
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    Don’t get me started…
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    TRUTH. You speak it.
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